Your kid will get beaten up if you send them to school with soap to hand out on Valentine’s Day. Did you know bullies get extra points if the kid has a weird name, too? So maybe little Hyacinth should just get those Jonas Brothers (they’re still a thing, right?) cards instead.
P.S. PUT THE LINK IN THE PIN, PEOPLE! The bookmarklet makes it nearly impossible not to. You had to save that picture and then UPLOAD IT in order to avoid having the link attached. Blerg.
If I got a nickle for every time I saw this on my dash instead of bashing my head on my desk, I’d have a lot more money and one less concussion. I need to go watch the Princess Bride to get the taste of AWFUL out of my mouth.
So. I guessed what this was, and clicked through, just to make sure.
It is a personalized vampire romance novel. I’mma repeat that, just in case you didn’t see it the first time: a personalized vampire ROMANCE NOVEL. With names, hair/eye color, etc.
Yeah. That just happened.
This was going to go into my “don’t put too much effort in” post, but the last comment made me pull it out. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY, PENELOPE? HOW CAN WE EARTHLINGS COMMUNICATE WITH YOU?
P.S. Do do do do doooooooo.
The card kind of took me by surprise, I’ll admit it. And I thought it was a little funny (only a little).
Then I saw Rebecca. Oh Rebecca. You and I need to have a conversation about “too soon,” don’t we?
OH GOD WHY? NO! DON’T PUT CHOCOLATE CANDY BARS ON WHITE SHEETS? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
I don’t even…how…
Nope. I can’t.
There are some very fine professional photographers out there who keep pin boards of their favorite shots for self promotion on pinterest. I’m totally fine with that. This guy is far from professional. It appears I’ve stumbled across his personal photo album of really bad photography. (Come on, my mom takes better photos than this - and my mom takes AWFUL photos.)
This album kept going on and on with just the most random photos. I don’t know who this guy is, but I’m sure I don’t want to know. Also sir, here are a few links to three very fine personal image hosting sites. You can even make your albums private, so people like me don’t have to know what you are actually pointing your camera lens at. (Looking at you, fishnet bikini girl.)
Things your baby can do at 3 weeks old:
* sleep a lot
* make cute baby noises
* possibly lift its head
Things your baby cannot do at 3 weeks old: